Texas Breakfast
Texas Breakfast by Stephen Garritson March 29, 2009
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Texas Breakfast
Texas Breakfast by skroach June 13, 2011
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Texas Breakfast
While getting a morning blowjob from a chick before 10am, she throws up all over your boner. She then gobbles and slurps it back into her mouth while you cum, blends the substances in her mouth and spits it into your own mouth while you swallow.
I called my friend to see if he wanted to head out to eat, but he said he'd already had a Texas Breakfast.
Texas Breakfast by Candy Cakes and Shakes January 17, 2018
Texas Breakfast
Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)
Texas Breakfast by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022
Texas Breakfast
When a girl is giving a BJ before 10am. She barfs on his stick. The guy then milks from his stick at the same time. The girl then gobbles and slurps it up and spits it into the guys mouth and he swallows it.
Texas Breakfast by The Killer of Pigs October 17, 2018
West Texas Fried Breakfast
V. The act of spitting into another's throat, typically during intercoarse, that results in them asphyxiating and, in many cases, dying
West Texas Fried Breakfast by Toenail_eater23 July 14, 2020
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