bumbcheese

cheese that comes out of the crack.

Billy has alot of bumbcheese.

bumbcheese by fcawqed November 7, 2003

buttcheese 

Buttcheese is the poop that is so creamy that when you wipe your butt it speads like hot butter.

The skid marks in my shorts was due to buttcheese.

buttcheese by Bubbacheese November 3, 2005

bumcheese 

i.
The curdled poo that coagulates within ones'
bumcrack after not washing for several weeks.

ii.
A term of endearment for a loved one.

i.
Ew, you have bumcheese in your crack!

ii.
I love you, little bumcheese boy.

bumcheese by Brandy Vallet May 9, 2006

Bumcheese 

The residue left after several defecations, limited wiping, no bathing and no showering. This moist fecal left on the anus resembles cheese, but does not taste anything like cheese.

Taylor, your bumcheese is warm.

Steve: Hey Bob, there's no butter left for my toast. Mind if I borrow some bumcheese?
(Without hesitation, Bob bends over and spreads cheeks)

Bumcheese by Captain Gooch June 1, 2009

Bumcheese 

Cheese like substance built up around the anus/bum.
Similar to cockcheese but on the bum.

Hey lads,,would ye eat her bumcheese for a tenner?

Bumcheese by PervyP May 21, 2008

bullcheese 

A non-vulgar term for bullshit. Used in the presence of parents or people who vehemently oppose swearing of any kind.

Hayley is the first person to ever say "bullcheese".

bullcheese by P_ranztheGodfather June 12, 2006

Bumcheese 

Cheese from the moon.

Let's go to the moon and get some bumcheese for Sarah.

Bumcheese by Ronnehuk October 19, 2005