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stoner food 

1. A food whose taste that, when consumed while stoned, is considered by the stoned individual to represent the pinnacle of gastronomic delights.

2. An appropriately broad term that refers to a highly individualistic and subjective range of foods and tastes.
Typical exchange using the term Stoner Food:

Stoner One: Dude, we should get somethin' to eat...

Stoner Two: Ya bro...I could go for some tacos right now...

Stoner One: Fuck tacos dude...We should get a fuckin' pizza...Like, maybe a Hawaiian or some shit. No! BBQ! BBQ's the shiznit!

Stoner Two: No way dude...Tacos or you're driving...You drive, your choice...
stoner food by Jdog1 October 27, 2008
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stoner food 

frozen meals and cereal is stoner food, they're easy and dont require alot of brains to make.
jasons frezer is full of hungry-mans, what alot of stoner food

Stoner Food 

Any random combination of random food stuffs that would not seem to go together.
Some examples of stoner food:

A chocolate sauce, peanut butter, and ranch Dorito sandwich.

Or a Pop Tart with Easy Cheese on it.
Stoner Food by McBum April 21, 2010

stoner food 

Background. I dunno. My friend Chris. Cuz' he is a nerd. Definition: Apparently cheetos and cocoa pebbles. Lol.
Me: Mm. Cheetos and cocoa pebbles.
Chris: stoner food *panda smiley*
stoner food by Tia April 17, 2005

stoner friendly food 

any food that does not take much or any time and energy to prepare and eat
stoner friendly foods do not include things like hershey kisses, they are wrapped and take too much mind power to open when baked off ones ass, stoner friendly foods do include foods like chips that u only need to open once
stoner friendly food by Pillsbury419 December 30, 2005

Food Stoned 

The feeling of being "high" after eating a large meal, one that is usually very delicious and satisfying.
Kamal - "Oh man, that shit was bangin."

Casey - "...Huh? I blacked out for a second... I'm sooo food stoned."
Food Stoned by LeenieKeatzz October 8, 2008