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Laptop Gangsta 

a person who talks trash behind a laptop; someone who gets a sense of invulnerability behind the Internet due to anonymity; a pretend gangsta persona; a punk that will talk trash in front of total strangers in chat rooms
a lakeland girl getting beat up by 6 girls because she talked the trashed at myspace. they all knew where the Laptop Gangsta lived
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Laptop Gangster 

1)Typically one with so minuscule a penis, that it becomes imperative to roam the internet and pick random fights with other roamers. This can occur on any form of internet medium (e.g. Forums, online games, youtube etc.)

Generally, laptop gangsters are not gangsters at all, but no-lifes who never get laid and try to bully people on the net.
(i know. I know. But you you know it's true, you've seen what's called... lol.. an "internet fight".
NetSurfer1:"Oh wow, badassNaruto just called me a "noob" in this thread."

NetSurfer2: "ah so this is the Real Laptop Gangster..."
Laptop Gangster by Benemalio October 8, 2008

Laptop Gangster 

White suburban male who live with his momma and makes comments online he would never make in person.
Laptop gangster in action (White suburban boy with manicured lawn) Yo biacth... I grew up in da' hood of minneapolis.
Laptop Gangster by burkons October 14, 2008

Laptop Gangster 

An annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes tough when they get behind a keyboard. They often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. But, if they were to see that person in real life, they would probably shit themself. Also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.
Laptop Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the hood pussy."

John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026