a male/female who, after having protected sex with another man, remove his condom and slurp the cum out like it's a raw oyster.
by wreckage February 10, 2003

by mel gibson fan October 19, 2010

A bad head cold, the kind that makes your nose drip constantly. From the slurping sounds made by sniffling, and the sounds of noodles being slurped by one with such a cold.
I have a real slurper today. And I know who gave it to me. Someone was coughing right in my face on the train three days ago!
by pentozali April 8, 2006

by 8=(,,,)==o February 24, 2003

That guy in the cubicle next to me is a total can slurper, I can hear him drinking that soda over my headphones. I could even hear him suckin up beers at the company picnic over the DJ.
by frankrizzoDE September 23, 2009

by Mr. Wundirphal May 2, 2008

by snickle douche August 13, 2010
