MECHISEXUAL 

mechisexual- when a person is attracted to mechanical objects such as levers, pulleys, and computers

I am not bisexual, hetersexual, or homosexual, I am mechisexual and I am proud of it!

MECHISEXUAL by squishycandy October 3, 2008

Michisexual 

When you're straight, but you can't resist makeing sweet love to that one friend called Michi

- What are you humming?
- A song my one-night-stand sang to me last night.
- I thought you were out with Michi yesterday!
- Exactly. I just can't risit those curls. I guess I'm a Michisexual now.

Michisexual by SVRF March 26, 2022

Mochasexual 

A dark chocolate night rider, usually a male or female of the Caucasian persuasion.

Me (Random Black Guy): I'm about to go shopping, I'm going to do a complete overhaul, all my clothes need to be tighter.
Him (Random Gay White Friend): This realization you're having is the first step down the slippery slope to homosexuality.
Me (Probably Named Tyrone): On the contrary. The tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven't begun to explore their jungle fever yet. I can be a gateway black guy.
Him (Future Harvard Alumnus): You mean Mochasexuals.
Me (Milk Man Supreme): Yes, all of them.

Mochasexual by ProbablyTyrone April 23, 2013

Mochasexual 

A sexual orientation for people who are drawn to someone of African American or Hispanic descent or who has a "mocha" complexion. Usually white males towards brown women.

"His last 4 girlfriends were either black or latina, turns out he is a mochasexual."

Mochasexual by GummyBlayr August 6, 2014

Mehsexual 

A person who does not derive identity from their sexuality and does not have any particular sexual orientation.

Being up for anything but wanting nothing in particular, she was best described as mehsexual.

Mehsexual by Ochir October 21, 2017

muchosexual 

Someone who enjoys Lots of Sex.

She can hardly get any sleep he is such a Muchosexual!

muchosexual by Jeffroid July 6, 2021

machosexual 

A straight man who exudes masculinity, virility, and strength, but expresses it not through crass behavior but rather through a desire to provide for his family, or community. He often will work with hands, and have physical attributes such as facial hair, and a muscular physique. These characteristics are not as highly refined as a metrosexual however. The musculature of a machosexual is likely to not be as defined, or obtained strictly for appearances. The facial hair of a machosexual will also be less controlled.

Vince Vaugn's character in the movie "The Breakup" is a classic machosexual.

The New York Fire Department is full of machosexuals.

machosexual by Ty June 19, 2006