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An online game that lags like fuck, usually due to some idiot attempting to run the game on some piece of shit mac or windows 95.
Simple as that.

I was in a lagfest yesterday, every game second that passed took 5 real seconds, for fucks sake, was that idiot's processor ran by hampster wheels?

lagfest by TACTICALSQUAD August 25, 2008

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Lagfest

An online game that lags constantly so that its not possible to move or do anything in game

I was on a MW2 server yesterday and it was like a fucking lagfest!!

Lagfest by Your Penis112 September 2, 2010

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lagfest

when you play an online game with slow internet

a huge lagfest went on for 20 minnutes because of the bad weather.

lagfest by nobody else here March 9, 2017

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Lagestee

That last name of a guy who is always there for you, and is selfless and kind hearted. A person that is easy to fall in love with, and trust with all your heart.

Mr. Lagestee is awesome.

Lagestee by No one in particular c August 10, 2010

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LANfest

A period where extreme gamers can continually play MMORPG's or CounterStrike in one room/area over a Local Area Network.

Usually Power Levelling/n00b pwning takes place at LANFests.

Dude, wanna have a Diablo II LANfest tomorrow?

LANfest by Teh WinRAR October 16, 2008

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lafester

An annoying little sister who is the favorite over everyone else in the house who thinks she is all that and a bag of fucking chips but in reality is a little bitch

Look at my sister, she’s such a lafester

lafester by Hswnsbdjskskwjshs May 16, 2020

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what is the worlds lagest word

what is the worlds lagest word by londo January 14, 2025

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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