A name for a person, especially a man, that plays Fortnite, Minecraft, Roblox and more. It is often to describe a fat, couch potato. Most likely, they take their mom’s credit card and use it to buy in game currencies. Most of the time, they don’t do anything all day except play video games. They will probably work at a McDonald’s or Tropical Smoothie and get minimal wage. They will give up after 2 hours because it is “too hard” when they are flipping burgers. They will go back and hide in their room or basement. Their mom will glaze them and suck up to them. She will try to get him a job but to no luck because he is lazy as hell.

Charles Declan Saner went to school in Ohio with Shrek, Lizzo, and Kanye.

Charles Declan Saner by DogwaterOnTop November 20, 2024

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Light Sabering

The act of swordfighting, with the addition of a bendy glowstick shoved in the urethra while the lights are off.

We were swordfighting, but the lights went out, so we tried Light Sabering instead!

Light Sabering by broodholme July 5, 2020

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