besmirtch 

A very sexy man with an insanely large... ego.

That Besmirtch asked Milla on a date, but she slapped him in the face.

besmirtch by JelloKitty October 27, 2003

besmirtch 

he who has lots of wet dreams

besmirtch woke up thinking that he had pissed himself.

besmirtch by Nalin October 29, 2003

besmirtch 

Jack Sparrow/ The Alex's Fluffer

I'm getting limp, call in the besmirtch.

besmirtch by Besmirtches beotch October 27, 2003

besmirtch 

a whac poster who thinks he is the fucking bomb

damn did u see besmitch new post its whac.

besmirtch by cracker August 23, 2003

besmirtch 

A cool guy, who wears hats.

That is one heck of a besmirtch. That fedora is rad.

besmirtch by Anonymous October 27, 2003

besmirtch 

the HONGRIEST motherfucker to walk the face of the earth, second to Just Blaze of course!

Damn Smirtch, you HONGRY for them cool beans yo!!!

besmirtch by Anonymous October 26, 2003

besmirtch 

anal beads

OMG Cindy, shove the besmirtch up my ass!

besmirtch by Fishkickah October 27, 2003