jizlam

male based porn related religon

every straight male practices atleast once a day as prayer

edge meets the leaders of jizlam for mutual prayer ((nut loving cum guzzling fun))

by whats cooler than cool? ice cold mother fucker October 23, 2003

jizlam

a joke religion started by me in the changing rooms of my school b4 P.E. bit of a laugh.My title was Pope Jiz I. It was funny at the time.

The religion of jizlam was founded in england in the year 2001 or 02 can't remember.

by Pope Jiz I December 8, 2003

Jizzlamic Jihad

To implement your jizztastic dominance over an unwilling girl or guy. It is often referred to as a holy semen war against a persons face, tonsils, asshole, or any other orifice.

Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.

Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!

by D-Fence October 20, 2010

jizzlam

A deragotory slang term for Islam.

I don't trust that new guy, he practices Jizzlam.

by knightly coriander October 16, 2007

Jizzamortis

1. Jizzamortis- experiencing symptoms of rigor mortis shortly after jizzing.

“I came so hard, I got jizzamortis”

“Sorry I can’t come to work today I have jizzamortis”
“She sucked it till I got jizzamortis and couldn’t move”

by Jizzamortis August 9, 2020

Jizzamathon

When a group of guys just jizz for fun, not jizzing on something, that would be a bukkake.

Jizz-a-mathon

"Dude a group of my friends just jizzed themselves randomly"

"You just had a jizzamathon"

by FapMonster October 6, 2011

jizzam

1) noun:
the semi-viscous, milky secretion during the climax (ejaculation) of the male orgasm; semen.

2) interjection:
used as an exclamation during intercourse to indicate the moment of male climax and ejaculation.

"The Doc said I can't get my wife pregnant because I have shoddy jizzam."

"So I was having sex with Stacy the other night and all of a sudden, out of nowhere JIZZ-am! I finished all over the place."

by Grammar Ranger, 1st Class February 25, 2010