Baldo 

Your average bald person.

Sam: Have you heard about Aldo's hairloss?
Trent: Yeah he's pretty bald
Sam: Guess he's baldo

Baldo by SamFoundations March 24, 2020

baldo 

A really really bald fat kid with short brown balding hair and a muscular build with broad shoulders. Baldo is used as an insult, you do not have to fit the description to be called baldo.

someone who is balding and fat. He defacates on the toilet and talks on the phone. He cusses at his diarrhea.

baldo by Andy August 31, 2004

Baldo 

Balderton, AKA Baldo - Baddest village in Newarrrrk.

DA BALDO SOULJAZ
Goin down baldo

Baldo by FoxxyNatt May 11, 2008

Baldo 

The worlds most greatest human. If you can find a Baldo you better keep them in your life. They do anything and have great toes.

Woah look at Baldo, their toes are so very scrumptious

Baldo by Baldo December 8, 2019

baldo 

knickname for a bald-headed man. it is usually an insult.

Why does baldo have to lie in front of us deflecting all of the sunlight so we can't get any rays.

baldo by Valinda November 3, 2006

Baldo 

Verb: when sharing a water bottle with someone who puts the entire head into there mouth and when it's removed spit and drewl comes out with it.

Omg it was so disgusting I'm never sharing a drink with him again he completely baldoed all over it.

Baldo by Dsherdog June 16, 2015

Baldo 

Baldo is the funniest guy. But he will not laugh outside, he enjoys it from inside.
He rarely laughs but when he does its the most genuine laughter in the world.

WTF,Baldo laughed he never does that.

Baldo by Hadrian faber July 8, 2019