dildo balls

Someone who is useless much like the balls on a dildo dangling off the end of the shaft for decoration.

"Hey dildo balls, quit standing around catching flies with your mouth open and go make me some dumplins'. God damn you are a moron."

dildo balls by Guthrie McMuthrie May 8, 2008

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Balls Dildo

A term that is used, most commonly yelled, when someone is angry over a misfortunate event.

Balls Dildo is usually used in place of words like, balls, shit, or fuck.

Jordan: I missed the spare by a fraction of an inch! Balls Dildo!

Balls Dildo by Chuckyyoohoo January 23, 2009

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Dildo Ball

When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.

Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!

Dildo Ball by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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