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british bulldog 

A brutal game played by British school kids. Usually played on a football pitch by anywhere between 10 and 100 players.

All but one of the players would start at one end of the pitch, the lone "bulldog" would stand in the middle of the pitch (the bulldog either volunteered because he was a nutter or was forced to do it by the rest of the players).

The people at the end of the pitch would then attempt to reach the other end of the pitch. The job of the bulldog was to take as many people down as possible. Unlike other violent games such as rugby there are no rules as to how you can take someone down, tripping people up and flying kicks are both perfectly acceptable.

Anyone the bulldog manages to take down are now bulldogs and stand in the middle for the next round. The game continues in the same fashion until some unfortunate mug is the only one standing at the end of the pitch and has to attempt to run past 100 kids who want to take him down by any means necessary.

The game ends when someone is seriously injured, a fight breaks out or the teachers come out and remind you that this game has been banned for a very long time
some_kid: Lets play British Bulldog
99_other_kids: Yeah!!

20 minutes later an ambulance arrives
british bulldog by ukdnb August 13, 2006
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british bulldog 

stupid game of death played in english schools during break time.
british bulldog by Bix June 11, 2003

british bulldog 

tucking the penis & scrotum between the legs and walking toward someone backwards, like a real bulldog.
I showed my new bride the british bulldog on our honeymoon!
british bulldog by Younger January 13, 2008

British bulldog 

The act of pressing your buttocks and scrotum against a window.
Arr gross! Egans doing a British Bulldog.
British bulldog by Elijah Stewart August 10, 2005

british bulldog 

the act of grabbing a girl by the jowels and forcing her to service you.
Sex starved Teeter was forced to british bulldog his date.

British Bulldog 

Wearing no underwear under your pants, shorts, etc.
I didn't do laundry this week so I'll be pulling a British Bulldog until the weekend
British Bulldog by Dsega May 30, 2005

British Bulldog 

A dog breed from Great Britain which is a stubborn, lazy little shit.
Friend 1: Yo, my new British bulldog puppy is a lazy little shit, he weighs half as much as me!

Friend 2: Nonsense, all dogs are playful.

Friend 1 shows Friend 2 a picture of dog sleeping on the couch

Friend 2: Damn that dog’s soo fat broo!!!!