Johannsen 

a self centered son of a bitch typically a whore monger.

That man is a bad johannsen.

Johannsen by Joeseph W. Pidrick March 29, 2008

johannsen'd

to obliterate, academically

Ohhhhh man, I totally just johannsen'd your mom last night. In a spelling bee. Naked spelling bee.

johannsen'd by rdp February 14, 2007

Scarlett Johansson 

The most mommiest of mommies . Like she could kill me then resurrect me then kill me again . Like just hand in marriage already .

“ Scarlett Johansson is hot “

Scarlett Johansson by Penishater2.0 April 3, 2021

nigga johanson 

A young black man in his prime. Aids free nigga johanson be so fresh. You'll freezes to death, he so shiny fresh.

"Nigga Johan so shiny fresh!"

"Das ma Nigga Johanson, dawg"

"Nigga Johanson be frontin in da club, bitch."

" Dont touch that chicken finga nigga Johan"

nigga johanson by Laverga February 5, 2014

Scarlett Johansson 

She is one of the most beautiful actresses out there.
She is talented, kind and funny.
She was also one of the people that made me realise I was bisexual...
LADIES YOU GOTTA AGREE SHE IS AMAZING

Person 1: Who's your celebrity crush?
Person 2: Duh! Scarlett Johansson! Who else would it be?!
Person 1: Yeah, she's pretty amazing.

Scarlett Johansson by Maxx15 May 28, 2021

johansen 

That one kid who thought he was black but turned out to be Hispanic.

Oh no did you pull a johansen said Jetzel

johansen by Jesusismynibba July 2, 2018

Scarlett Johansson 

The most sexy hot actress that you will always answer [smash}. From the come-hither face you will never forget to the boobs of a curvaceous woman which she is such and last but not least that torso of aphrodite(the Goddess of beauty) and those legs of seduction that no one can resist. This lady is not just a lady, she is the embodiment of perfection.

Person 1 :Smash or pass, Scarlett Johansson
Person two : Closed missionary (comes)

Scarlett Johansson by Ryan Reynolds in 2oo9 May 21, 2019