Wootzle

Wootzle is an add-on to the common word "woot". Many have no idea how it originated but it is obvious to many people that it came from "pretzel". It is a common word used today in MMORPGs when subjecting a gain.

Player A: Wootzle, just killed Player C.
Player B: wat??

by Lord Omnio February 23, 2008

woozle

Lab-grown tissue derived from rat vagina for use in men's sex toys.

Kendric: Hey, Osvaldo, quick question. I'm looking at sex dolls online and one says it has certified woozle orifices. What's that?
Osvaldo: Woozle is lab-grown rat vaginal tissue. Sex doll creators use woozle because of the ethics concerns of using lab-grown human vaginal tissue.

by Extremityman November 1, 2023

wootbleh

the feeling of being ecstatic and morose at the same time; to denote conflicting emotion. a feeling of contradiction simultaneously

My favorite show is coming on, but I've seen this episode ten times. Wootbleh.

by Nakar April 22, 2010

woozle

A creepy animal that is one of the primary enemies of Winnie the Pooh. Visions of the creature, which is somewhat of an elephant looking thing, are usually credited to drugs and excessive eating of Rabbit's mushrooms.

"Oh bother. Rabbit, I ate some of your mushrooms and those little sugar pills. My rumbly tumbly hurts, and I'm scared I'll be attacked by a woozle."

by ColdVantage January 5, 2005

woozle wuzzle

Complete randomness intended to make someone laugh.

First uttered by Bart in a 'classic' Simpsons episode 1F11 Bart Gets Famous.

Commonly used now to introduce oneself, change the subject, fill in dead air, or mess with people to get reactions.

Acceptably used at any moment in any situation one would like.

Woozle wuzzle!

Woozle wuzzle?

Woozle wuzzle.

by JewishMofo January 20, 2011

Woozlewee

An island on the sea near Little Rock, Zoneinia. It has a record population of rats and it's economy is driven by collectible street signs. One of the most famous pirates in the history of the world, Captain League Leggs, discovered this island long ago in the Spring of 1658. Legend has it that whoever makes it to this place is rewarded with a goldmine full of books, guns, and roadkill. But to earn these wonderful gifts you must first choke a million Beaucerons.

Woozlewee is nice this time of year.

by gofishgo June 4, 2007

wootles

A sarcastic form of the slang word woot. Used deadpan, it can add emphasis to somthing vulgar.

"Hey Mark, I just slept with your mum. Wootles."

by farmboy138 May 1, 2005