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Lytollis is such a cooj.

I could see her cooj.

Please enter my wet cooj, I'm ready.
Cooj by Dr Jhonson March 24, 2010
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cooj • Cooja • coojab • coojad • coojay • Cooji • coojina • coojits • coojlow • coojun
The act of a dumbass person (who does not use T9)and is trying to say "cool" in a text message.
"I think I just saw Mowgli."
"That's cooj man"
cooj by Shalomboy January 23, 2009
Derived from the Black word "Cooji" which means the same as the white word cool, "cooj" is the word a white teenager uses to appear more black and thus cooler.
person 1:"Hey you excited for that Bass Nectar concert on friday?"
person 2:"Yea man it's going to be cooj"
cooj by Paparudskeez April 23, 2011
a racial epithet for a person from Louisiana, like Cajun, but with more genetic influence from the black race, hence coon + Cajun = Coo-jun.
She's a coojun, she likes watermelon with hot sauce on it.
coojun by Hater Of The Year April 20, 2010
Cute cat
He is so coojies!
Coojies by mr. peanut butter August 8, 2021
meaning to cool one's jets. used when time is of the essence.
guy1- come out with your hands up!

guy2- coojits, man.
coojits by maddawgc January 7, 2010
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