2 definitions by maddawgc

coojits

meaning to cool one's jets. used when time is of the essence.

guy1- come out with your hands up!

guy2- coojits, man.

by maddawgc January 8, 2010

cockpocalypse

1)a cock so big it threatens all life as we know it
2)an invasion of cocks used for hostile take over.
3) a large gathering of cocks

guy1 "that party was a total cockpocalypse"

guy2 "so was your moms bedroom last night"

by maddawgc January 8, 2010