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cockpocalypse
1)a cock so big it threatens all life as we know it
2)an invasion of cocks used for hostile take over.
3) a large gathering of cocks
guy1 "that party was a total cockpocalypse"

guy2 "so was your moms bedroom last night"
by maddawgc January 07, 2010
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coojits
meaning to cool one's jets. used when time is of the essence.
guy1- come out with your hands up!

guy2- coojits, man.
by maddawgc January 07, 2010
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