Canoesh 

vagina, pink taco, vertical bacon strips, cooter

Karla was wearing such a short skirt that everybody could see her canoesh.

Canoesh by Ivan snatches January 15, 2008

Smooth Canoes 

Aussie saying for "have a cruisy day"

its when everything goes your way smoothly.
have a "Smooth Canoes Day"

Smooth Canoes by "The Big Easy" September 8, 2012

food canoes

floating human feces

And, thats what happened. I shat standing up in the Carribbean Ocean while flirting and hugging a naked hot girl. The funny thing about pooping in the ocean is that crap floats. I could feel the turds tugging up when they were still attached, and every time I cut free a candy bar it floated to the surface. This is when I would push her or tackle her. I was herding her against the current of my fleet of food canoes.

food canoes by Torgo Rouzdouer May 27, 2008

caneshia

she is tough and can help you with anything. Smart with a good heart and she can always make you laugh

person 1: you know a girl named caneshia?
person 2: yes, she super hilarious

caneshia by Briauna Walton May 9, 2018

canoush 

To slide on ice without skates and remain standing.

Verb: canoush, canoushing, canoushed

Origin: Calgary, Alberta, Canada, 2014

Bob canoushed across the ice and made it to the other side.

canoush by CanadianWordWizard May 15, 2015

Tony Two Canoes 

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

Tony Two Canoes by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Canoes 

A slang term for a cozy pair of shoes. Shoes that are particularly comfortable, are refered to as "Canoes" because you glide in them like you're floating down a river. On a par with calling your car a "Sled."

Man, these work boots are aching me something fierce. I can't wait to get home and slip on my canoes.

Canoes by bigdanshooter November 3, 2010