swamp water

a mixture of all the fruit juices found behind a bar of a drinking establishment. may be mixed with any type of alcohol.

bartender: what'll you have?

customer: I'll have a swampwater. I'm the designated driver!

by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

swamp water

n. A slang term most commonly used by American football players to describe the combination of lemon-lime flavored Gatorade with grape flavored Gatorade, forming a savory yet unsettling dark green mixture. Often a favorite beverage amongst tight ends. Most effective during early September.

Jimmy Paschal, a tall and fast tight end, enjoyed a savory cup of swamp water as the early September sun beckoned down on his scalp.

by Vernon R. August 12, 2014

swamp water

The water provided to clean one's window at a gas station.

I couldn't see out of my windshield, so I scrubbed it with swamp water - unfortunately it didn't make it much better.

by FelixTheCat May 21, 2007

swamp water

n: liquid that violently evacuates the rectum while one suffers from diarrhea.

i filled the toiletbowl with swamp water after gnoshing a savagely hot curry from two fat indians.

by misterwhite July 13, 2006

Swamp water

The result of urinating in someone’s anus and they then piss it out their ass.

Becky tried to make a fraudulent flood insurance claim from a swamp water session gone wrong. Brad got AIDS from a splash of swamp water.

by RW1994 October 12, 2021

Winchester Swamp Water

This is a slang term for the beverage, "Ale-8." Bottled in Winchester KY, the name refers to the suspicious-looking color and consistency of the soda.

I'm thirsty, will you get me some Winchester Swamp Water?

by Cantjump February 27, 2011

louisiana swamp water

Same as the Louisiana Crab cake but she also urinates with the feces.

It was bad enough she gave me a Louisiana Crab cake, but she followed it up with some swamp water.

by bigwheat February 9, 2004