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Exxon Mobil 

World's 3rd largest company (2009 sales: $310 billion); 2nd largest oil company (after Royal Dutch Shell).

Founded by John D. Rockefeller in 1862 in Titusville, PA as Rockefeller & Andrews Oil. Using combination of trust agreement and a holding company based in NJ, grew to totally dominate oil production, transport, and retailing. Standard Oil incorporated 1870.

Trust agreements revoked (court order) 1892; SO holding company broken up 1911 into 35 entities, including: Exxon, Mobil, Chevron, ARCO, Conoco, and Amoco. Amoco and ARCO were absorbed by British Petroleum, while Conoco merged with Phillips, Chevron merged with Texaco, and Exxon merged with Mobil.

Apologies to Urban Dictionary for misspelling the company's name "Exxon Mobile" in the definition for BP, p.l.c..
Exxon Mobil operates 37 oil refineries in 20 countries; in the USA, it owns and operates about 12,000 service stations.

Exxon Mobil mostly evaded any significant financial responsibility for the 1989 Exxon Valdez tanker crash, the 2nd worst oil spill in US history (since eclipsed by the 2010 Deepwater Horizon blowout. That disaster cost the company about $4.5 billion, paid out over 20 years (or roughly 2% of profits over that time period).
Exxon Mobil by Abu Yahya July 18, 2010
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Exxon Mobil 

The largest company in the world by total revenue. Based in Texas. Formed after Exxon and Mobil merged in 1999. The CEO is a former Longhorn.
Though often controversial, Exxon Mobil is just a corporation like any other.
Exxon Mobil by lewis rush October 25, 2007

Exxonmobil 

Largest oil company in the world, fueling President Bush's drive toward war in Iraq.
We bought the Senate, the House, AND the Presidency. Yahoooo!
Exxonmobil by denise mcdermott November 10, 2002

ExxonMobil 

An oil company that hasn't yet jailed a lawyer who won a lawsuit against them (cough cough CHEVRON cough cough)
Stop blaming ExxonMobil for everything bad in our world
ExxonMobil by InvaderInvader December 9, 2021

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026