E-M-S 

Erratic Memory Service

E-M-S: When your memory isn't functioning well..

E-M-S by nope12334455667567 August 31, 2007

E.M.S. 

think about it duh.

Eat my shit!

Jamie, you can E.M.S. you red haired clown!

E.M.S. by mexican-jumping-bean November 12, 2010

E.M.S. 

Stands for "Eat My Shit" (NOT Emergency Medical Service). See also, "S.M.D.," which stands for "Suck My Dick". Both acronyms are useful in social siutations where you wish to make an urgent, direct point; but full expression might be inappropriate, embarrassing, or just plain bad for your health or well-being.

Hey, you over there by the casserole, E.M.S.!

E.M.S. by Visionary Philosopher April 4, 2004

E.M.S. 

E.M.S. is an acronym which stands for "Eat My Shit." It can be used in conjunction with "Snack On My Dump" and "Lick My Chee". Both are references to consuming fecal matter.

"Hey could you help me out with this project?"
"Could you E.M.S.?"

E.M.S. by Vincent Guido February 13, 2006

E.M.S.P. 

E.M.S.P. = Early Morning Stoned Pimp

Kid Rock feat. Uncle Kracker - E.M.S.P.

E.M.S.P. by strigoi300Oxnard April 23, 2011

E.M.S.D. 

1. An acronym which stands for "Eat My Short Dick." Danny the Tourettes Guy is the genius who coined the phrase while in a blind rage cleaning out the refrigerator.
2. An acronym which stands for "East Moline School District." Probably a bum fuck school because it's in bum fuck Illinois.

1. *phone rings* E.M.S.D. !! *phone rings again* AWWW, FUCK!!!

2. "Where do you go to school?" "Hillcrest Elementary" "Where the fuck is that, E.M.S.D. ?" "Yeah...." "Awwww, FUCK!!!"

E.M.S.D. by Set Abominae6 December 12, 2011

e.m.s.p 

early morning stoned pimp

kid rock is the esmp of the damn nation!!!

e.m.s.p by rob May 13, 2005