normal

Normal is anything that doesnt involve chickens or latex .. unless youre into that sort of thing .. then the chickens and latex would be quite normal .. but hampsters would be way out .. unles you were into that sort of thing and were sponsored by a Duct tape manufacturer .. then maybe all 3 of those would be normal .. and chopsticks would be beyond reproach .. unless you were into that sort of thing
by EwNeeK February 26, 2009
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normal

Not a greb, a skater or a townie, or any other group of people, but they are usually opposed to townies, and will help in a fight between a greb and a townie, usually on the grebs side.
Normal person:(to greb)check out that idiot townie!
Greb:(to normal person)Yeah, hes such an idiot, beating up that 2 year old!
Normal person:Lets go help!
by G.R.E.B June 17, 2005
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normal

the worst word on the face of the earth. used to discriminate and attack those who are unique in their own way, this word is even worse than the word " fuck". it was brought on by this cruel society to destroy people inside as well as out. and for those who strive to be normal, you're waisting their time. JUST BE YOURSELF. "NORMAL" IS A FUCKTARDED WORD!!!!!!!!!!!! IT SHOULD BE CRUCIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! and besides, a normal person is boring anyway. i'm not going to apologize for cursing. that's just the way i feel about this issue.
i don't like people who aren't normal. so i'm gonna make those who aren't normal feel bad to make myself feel good.
by arch2293488 January 14, 2011
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normal

The opposite of queer or deviant. Heterosexual is a fair synonym. Homos really dislike the word.
Hey faggot! Give your life to God and He'll make you normal.
by England phi beta gamma December 20, 2007
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normal

Normal is something that no individual truly is.
Normal is nothing more than a setting on a washing machine.
Guy 1 - "Dude, did you see that girl? She's so normal."
Guy 2 - "Dude, no one can be normal. It's not physically possible."
by don't.mess.with.me April 30, 2015
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normal

a setting on the dryer between high and low
Normal is just a setting on the dryer.
by Master Overlord October 25, 2010
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normal

A lie. It is used in society to make an 'us against them' scenario and estranges social groups from one another.

Looking at its mathematical definition as: MOST COMMON IDENTICAL FACTOR.

We can now see how it is incorrect to use the term normal as people as THROUGHOUT TIME AND SPACE THERE HAVE NEVER BEEN TWO PEOPLE COMPLETELY THE SAME. therefore THERE IS NO NORMAL

and by proxy there is no abnormal either
Sam: What kind of normal person dies there hair blue

Joe: No one, because there is no such thing normal person. Were all different
by big black star February 28, 2010
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