conkers 

a game played in British schools.
Horse chestnuts hung on a shoe lace, both kids take turns to hit each others conkers until they smash.
Sounds a pile of shit but it was good at the time.

I've got a ten time winning conker

conkers by xxx April 23, 2003

conkers 

slang for testicles

I banged my conkers on the crossbar of my bike

conkers by adrian December 5, 2003

conkers 

Short for Conker's Bad Fur Day, one of the best video games for the nintendo 64. It has a great 1 player mode and tons of 2 player minigames such as War, Deathmatch, Beach, Colors, etc. Tons of fun with 4 people, invite your friends over!

"I'm going to play some Conker's. Wanna come?"

conkers by KaiserMonkey September 14, 2003

conkers 

Used as an expletive instead of a proper expletive around children.

Oh conkers i've forgotten to turn the bath tap off!

conkers by DynamoBri July 29, 2010

Conkers 

Another form of Crazy

Also worth mentioning Conker the Squirrel.

Dan: Hey, did you hear about the lacrosse game? USA beat England.

John: No way! That's Conkers!

Conkers by Testi-clese June 29, 2023

conkers 

fun, laughs, absurdity

We went skinny dipping just for conkers.

conkers by streed51 May 30, 2008

conkers 

a commonly used slang term for skull-fucking. derived from the act of scooping out the relevant eyeball with an ice cream scoop, but leaving the optic nerve attached so that once the skull-fucking has commenced, the fucker's balls knock against the fuckee's optic nerve, like in a game of conkers.

man that bitch was so filthy, we even played conkers

conkers by Tommarse January 29, 2009