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fuck eyes 

What you close when you are fucking an unattractive person.
Mike: "I can't fuck her, she's a fucking buffalo!"
Jesse: "Sure you can dude, just shut your fuck eyes."
fuck eyes by Blyenth Cambion July 18, 2007

Fuck Eyes 

A pre-mating ritual, first utilised by the Duke of Earl. Said action is performed in multiple steps:

1. Stare at your target with a deep and ferocious gaze.

2. Rotate head in a circular manner as if letting a breeze through one's hair.

3. Place one hand on back at waist level.

4. Thrust pelvis fervently towards target. In a seizure-like way.

5. (Optional) Move head in quick random movements, much like a chicken.
Duke of Earl - "Damn, see my aunt over there. She's kinda hot."

Pretty Ricky - "Dude... She's your aunt"

Duke-y - "It's like my 2nd aunt or some shit, I'ma give her the 'Fuck Eyes'"
Fuck Eyes by BorkBorkBork! September 21, 2009

fuck eyes 

Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to crazy eyes
"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
fuck eyes by Bsmitty003 February 22, 2008

fuck eyes 

Someone who has really fucked up eyes.They are so fucked up you don't know which eye, if any, are even making contact with you.People with fuck eyes should be avoided at all costs because they create awkward situations and they are hard as fuck not to stare at. Also referred to as crazy eyes
"Dude lets go to P-burg and get some Micky D's".
"Nah bro its late, I bet fuck eyes is working!"
"Yea, fuck that lets order pizza".
fuck eyes by Bsmitty003 February 21, 2008

Fuck me eyes

Eyes were people think you want to fuck them.

Sometimes though it’s just there eye shape
-guy across the room- “she has fuck me eyes, I’m so getting laid!”

-approaches female with said eyes-
-she declines him-
Fuck me eyes by Robert._. November 7, 2019

fuck me eyes

the eyes say "fuck me" without the mouth saying a word
I saw those fuck me eyes she had, and I knew I was getting lucky
fuck me eyes by Spencer Cox September 29, 2005