jens lehmann

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.

Jens Lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.

jens lehmann by Pobecax April 22, 2006

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Jens Lehmann

Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.

Person 1: Jens Lehmann is a complete fuckwit!
Person 2: Stfu he is a complete legend..

Jens Lehmann by Das Jens December 9, 2008

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jens lehmann

a poor substitute for david "oops i did it again" Seaman, a wanker who looks a lil like the wally David Hasselhoff, from Baywatch...

"oh they didnt want him in borrusia soo they shipped him to Highbury"

"ive never heard of him, mayb cuz he starts behind OLIVER KAHN!!! hahaha and ... well the deutsch dont like him either"

jens lehmann by INTERNAZIONALE 3-0 ARSE... AT HIGHBURY November 4, 2003

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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