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jens-uwe 

Jens-Uwe is a name of Germanian decent, commonly refered to as "Jens" only.

Amongst his friends Jens-Uwe has always been the nice guy (often too nice and formal).

Jens-Uwe doesn't understand most of the jokes you throw at him, and his own jokes are often missunderstood because of the language barrier.
Normally Jens-Uwe doesn't take it lightly when you make fun of him, It often leads to a bad mood and awkward situations.

Jens-Uwe is a very shy but don't let this scare you away. Once you get to know him you will have the best conversations ever with him.
He is also a very generous person, loves photography and has a big love for animals.

The typical place to find Jens-Uwe is woking in a tech company, mainly with computers.
You would also find him sitting behind his computer playing comptuer games with friends.

Still he's a one of a kind. Smart, confident, hardworking, passionate, determined, nerdy, etc. One conversation, and you'll instantly like him.
Thank you Jens-Uwe, for the computer support.
jens-uwe by Klaus229 February 15, 2018
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jens-uwe 

Jens-Uwe is a name of Germanian decent, commonly refered to as "Jens" only.

Amongst his friends Jens-Uwe has always been the nice guy (often too nice and formal).

Jens-Uwe does not understand most of the jokes you throw at him, and his own jokes are often missunderstood because of the language barrier.
Normally Jens-Uwe does not take it lightly when you make fun of him, It often leads to a bad mood and an awkward situation.

Jens-Uwe is a very shy but don't let this scare you away. Once you get to know him you will have the best conversations ever with him.
He is also a very generous person, loves photography and has a big love for animals.
Jens-Uwe is very friendly i must say.
jens-uwe by Klaus229 February 17, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026