Sarcasm

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Idiot: I beat up a ten year old today.
You: That's impressive! (with a hint of sarcasm)
Idiot: I know, right!

by Adrusi December 30, 2010

Sarcasm

Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

I speak English and sarcasm.

by FlamingElf October 26, 2011

sarcasm

A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.

Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit."

Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.

Jackass."

by Drake Aldan April 6, 2004

sarcasm

the bastard stepchild of irony

Mom: how was school today, son?
Son: it was fuckin' great, mom.

by Prosciutto Bellino January 17, 2004

sarcasm

Your body's natural defense against stupid.

You walk into a hospital room where your friend is on a bed with his left leg, no arms, and only half of his prick. You say,"How ya doin, man?"
He says,"Oh, just great. I feel better than ever. I could just hop all around the world, I feel so great."
You say,"Really? That's some great news."

See, this isn't your friend trying to make you look stupid, which if you said one or both of these things, you might be, it was his immune system acting due to the high levels of stupidity being taken into his brain. It automatically responded with sarcasm. So don't take it personaly.

by Big Jew February 24, 2007

Sarcasm

is a language spoken fluently in the country of Tumblr.

Rebecca Black is the greatest artist of all time! #FunFunFun

The statement above is obviously filled with sarcasm.

by Tumblr Addict December 8, 2011

Sarcasm

1: The national language of Bolivia.
2: A species of small tree frog with a small red crest on its neck, local to South America.

Twilight was a good movie, said a sarcasm-speaking Bolivian tree frog.

by SomeStupidBloke May 6, 2013