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Ass Token 

Currency that will be used across the world when robots take over the world.
Instead of being backed up with gold like most currency is this will be backed up with sex
"Robot: I will charge you one ass token to play the fiddle!"
Ass Token by OmNiLaSh November 22, 2003
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Ass Token 

Term used by nerds to desribe the pennies they place up their butts.
Maddox has a token up his ass.

asstoker 

Someone who sucks on someone’s ass like a bong to get high. Must be done on a intravenously addicted fentanyl user.
So I am officially an asstoker after i got high last night sucking on my girls ass all night. I got some big ass hits on those sweet cheeks.
asstoker by Tina’s August 15, 2020

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026