wet willie 

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own saliva, and inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

I pinned Julie to the ground and gave her a wet willie.

wet willie by stamm August 31, 2003

wet willie 

someone putting their wet, ugly, disgusting, crusty, no-good, dirty, slimy, slim jim ass, finger in your waxy no-good ear and twisting it till it hurts.

john: "wet willies"
will: why tf did you give me a wet willie
john: bec-
will: oh is see, my because my name is will

wet willie by JaCk Is ZeStY May 3, 2023

Wet Willie 

A wet willie is when you're fingering a girl and she gets really wet, then you put your finger in her ear.

Man 1: I gave my girlfriend a wet willie last night so she couldn't hear my mom from upstairs

Wet Willie by wet Willy Wonka December 20, 2008

Wet Willie 

A joke some people play at parties. It consists of poking your finger first into your own mouth and then into your "friend"'s ear. It was originated on the "SpongeBob SquarePants" cartoon show. SpongeBob played it on Patrick Star.

Patrick: "Did you stick your tongue in my ear, SpongeBob?"

SpongeBob: "No, Patrick--I gave you a Wet Willie!"

Patrick: "Oh, okay. I thought you were doing something gross!"

Wet Willie by Rank Frank March 28, 2012

wet willie 

Insert wet dildo into the ear of your lover or friend in an attempt to be funny...then run like hell.

Can use saliva or other bodily fluids.

Dude I gave her the best wet willie ever...then she beat my ass.

wet willie by gogoppl October 1, 2010

Wet Willie 

While getting head pull her head back and turn it sideways and blow it in her ear.

what happens to matt with his boyfriends

Wet Willie by Devin March 30, 2004

Wet Willie 

See Illustration. Anytime. Anyplace. Especially the Anal Office.

"Monica, you dirty girl...Wet Willie is coming ...ugggggggghhhhhhhh"...........

Wet Willie by StevieTheOldFrigginFart September 29, 2017