12 inch 

Vinyl record
Often Promo Copy or EP (Extended Play)
Can perform 33 or 45 rpm

diggin' the 12" crates...

12 inch by Gaspacho March 23, 2004

12 inch 

A common example that a male will use to describe the size of his organ of copulation in higher vertebrates. Usually, the subject referring to this term has a maximum penis size of a tic-tac; if he's lucky.

1. I have a twelve inch penis.
2. Suck on my twelve inch penis.
3. That's nothing compared to my twelve inch penis.
4. My twelve inch penis would blow yours out of the water.

12 inch by fjeer May 3, 2003

12 inch 

when a penis is quit big and lovely
full and Voluptuous

jelle: i can only be friends with people who have big penises
conner: why?
jelle: so i can have some BIG fun
conner: well then mine is a 12 inch

12 inch by Hannie_man August 29, 2006

12 inch 

Wen there is more than enough for any man.
(I iz talkin' about de bannana area)
i am a greasy wog

de women: rob has such a humungous bannana
Rob: Yes i do

12 inch by Robert Pearson August 29, 2003

12 inch 

The length of a footlong sandwich in Subway.

Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.

12 inch by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021

12 inch pianist 

An hilarious joke that young children will not understand.

One day a man walks into a bar and to his amazement, he finds a tiny person playing a tiny
piano. Stunned the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing person. The

bartender replied that inside the closet there is a genie that will grant him a single wish.

The man dashed into the the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside.

Without hesitation the man wished for a million bucks, but instead 1 million ducks

instantly appeared. Infuriated the man stormed to the bartender and screamed

"I think your genie is hard of hearing, I asked for a million bucks but instead I got a million ducks."

The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"

12 inch pianist by drones November 1, 2014

12 inch man hammer 

A fucking huge ass cock that Penatrates deep within the depths of Womans orphus. Can also be used for home improvement.

Hey mitch, can you throw me a 12 inch man hammer? I need to hang up this picture of my Persian wife.

12 inch man hammer by Peakey1001 October 5, 2011