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the top part of a male penis
**girl kicks guy in crotch** AHHHH!!!!, My Chume!!
chume by tiffany adkins August 1, 2006
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chume chumeng Chumed chumen Chumette Chameleons chime chimera chome Chamel
A penis coming out from a vagina, with one ball in and one out. It smells like lilacs and lentils.
"Hey! Don't be such a chume!"
Chume by Anonymous Douche Bag December 9, 2007

Cock Chameleon 

A term to describe the sycophant of the office who has the distinct ability to blend in with management by bag licking .
Charles didn't care whose dick it was in upper management that he was sucking to get promoted because he was a Cock Chameleon and can adapt to any situation.
Cock Chameleon by will bitten December 19, 2016

Idea Chameleon 

One who adopts something trending with the intention of impressing others.
OMG WHY IS LUKE SUCH AN IDEA CHAMELEON?!?!?!?
Idea Chameleon by ChrissyT123 September 28, 2013

Chameleon Circuit 

A component of a TARDIS which allows it to change shape to match its surroundings and remain inconspicuous. The circuit on the Doctor's TARDIS has malfunctioned, leaving it stuck in the shape of a 1960s style British police box. Not to be confused with British trock band chameleon circuit
The Doctor: "My chameleon circuit hasn't worked since 1963"
Chameleon Circuit by TheMrJay8 September 8, 2012

Female Chameleon 

A woman that claims to stand up for men's issues and act red-pilled, but does it for their own benefit by taking advantage of the fact that they are women, as opposed to doing it to help solve men's issues, thus demonstrating that they do not care at all about men's issues.
Guy 1: Bro did you just see Think Before You Sleep's video on Roma Army?
Guy 2: Yeah, he exposed her as a female chameleon.