asscactus

The conditon in which a man or woman has such prickly ass hair, whether it be from feces or it just grows that way,that said persons ass hair has the sharp prickly quality of the needles of a cactus

1. Dude i haven't wiped in so long i'm starting to develope asscactus.

2. Hey man i was humpin this girl last night and it was all good until I decided to go doggie style and the bitches asscactus was so sharp that it almost pierced my dick.

asscactus by JakeYkins March 9, 2007

ass cactus 

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

ass cactus by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

Assachusetts

Semi-famous band out of Ann Arbor, MI that built a giant stage and gave a kick-ass performance in their underwear.

Did you see that Assachusetts show? I really want to blow their drummer.

Assachusetts by mr_henry October 18, 2008

assfacts 

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

assfacts by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Assachusetts

1. Formerly the 6TH state admitted to the Union of the United States of America (see Massachusetts) until announcing eligibility of homosexual couples to marry in the state, as if the rest of the Union cares.

2. Ted Kennedy's personal playground (see booty plunder alcohol forgetfullness hypocrisy).

3. Home of AA, the state's new abbreviation, as well as the acronym for the infamous counseling group for overconsuption of adult beverages.

I was originally born in Leominster, Assachusetts.

Assachusetts by jovet November 26, 2003

AssCats 

A rare but potent STD contracted from having buttsex with cats. Most noticeable symptoms are brown curly hair, small tittys, a bad smell and strangely colored pubic hair. (such as polkadots)

-Dude, that chick is one fine mamajamba.
-Yo stay away from her man, Bitch got asscats!

AssCats by nicandjon February 8, 2006

Boston Assachusetts 

The Capital of Assachusetts.

Boston Assachusetts is a great place to eat beans!

Boston Assachusetts drivers are the most curteous and friendly in the nation.

I love living in Boston Assachusetts because the state abbreviation is ASS!

Boston Assachusetts by chopswood January 9, 2011