trutch

The street name for an inverted penis

Dude A: 'Dude, you know that girl last night?'
Dude B: 'Yah dude, she had really wide shoulders dude, nice ass doe'
Dude B: 'Dude, that chick wasn't a chick, it was a dude'
Dude A: 'Duude! Did you see it?'
Dude B: 'Nah dude, he had a trutch yo'

by kantdestroyer September 30, 2013

trutch

Trutch is a putridly infested vagina, cunt, hairy battleaxe wound, DNA dumpster, cum recepticle.

There's no way i'd go within 100 meters of her disgusting trutch

by Ricky69696969 December 14, 2008

Trump Truth

An administration lie that has been subjected to conversion therapy.

Did you hear the latest Trump Truth about crime being the highest it's been in 47 years. Yeah, I know crime is about as low as it has been in 15 years. I think they forgot to send that one through conversion therapy.

by Chas501 February 16, 2017

Munch the trunch

Trunch is British slang for prick it derives from truncheon (well what do yu think it looks like when it’s angry) and munch the trunch is what a bird does when she goes down on you to give you a blowjob. Incidentally it’s not all good news, Madonna has threatened to perform this act on anyone who votes for Hilary Clinton; I think I’d sooner have good news.

I’m emigrating! Madonna’s threatened to go down on me and munch the trunch!

by AKACroatalin October 24, 2016

fake truth

A lie or false statement(s)

Some people will look you straight in the eye and tell you a 'fake truth' without blinking!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 13, 2020

Trump Truth

A flagrant and checkable lie used by politicians and their staff.

Honey, it's not a Trump Truth! I really didn't sleep with your sister!

by Sheradised January 23, 2017

Truth or toast

A party game. It's truth or dare, except the dare is always taking a bite of a nasty piece of toast.

We decided to play truth or toast. Tobias almost threw up after choosing the toast.

by Wutermelen October 25, 2012