cart cowboy

The last of the wild frontiersmen. Riders of the asphalt plains, herding the silver buffalo. A tough breed, accustomed to all types of hardships, including low pay, long hours, the occassional trampling by a wayward "silver buffalo". Usually have legendary names like Wee Hee Willy, Scarecrow or Whippo. A vanishing breed, being replaced by the electronic cart pushers.

Wee Hee Willy, the toughest of the cart cowboys, had rounded up the bulk of the herd at Shop Rite, but needed Whippo to ride shotgun on some stragglers in the parking lot.

cart cowboy by Paul Agens & George Jiminez November 12, 2008

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cripple cart cowboy

A male riding a cripple cart.

"Check out that cripple cart cowboy, he's gotta be like 400 pounds."

cripple cart cowboy by Pavel Lishin September 20, 2005

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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