Kleemin 

The pus-like secretion from a woman's infected vagina

Geoffrey was going to go down on his hooker until he saw and smelled the kleemin coming from her vagina.

Kleemin by Seth MacFarlane November 24, 2010

kleemin 

"The worlds hottest new curse word. Kleemin. We'll tell you what it means after this." Said Tom Tucker on the popular animated fox television show Family GuyTM. It was never said on the show the true definition of the word is some people believe it is a word that is used to curse at insane people however this has not been proofed. Curently the word can be used for any time you want to swear for instance "Goto kleemin you kleemin kleemin." is an acceptable sentance.

"You're such a kleemin."
"Go kleemin yourself."
"Kleemin."
"You kleemin."
"I'm gonna kick you kleemin."

kleemin by The Isbey August 15, 2006

kleeman 

The reproductive organs of a female platypus.

"It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."

"I hate that guy, he's such a kleeman."

kleeman by Alex Pulido November 30, 2006

Kleebinshmurger

A white horse that eats bagels from Chipotle

Hey, there goes that Kleebinshmurger now!
He is so hot!

Kleebinshmurger by Xaire December 29, 2018

Kleeving 

The act of making sweet, sweet love to your couch

What the Fuck dude, why is your couch all sticky!? Have you been Kleeving again!

Kleeving by Boy in Red July 21, 2008

Salty Kleeman

The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.

Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"

Salty Kleeman by Sweet Kravity Kravitz April 8, 2009

kleemitude 

the attitude of kleem; having the kleem mindset; the mantra of attracting beautiful friends

My friend and I went out to the bar with the right kleemitude, so we ended up each taking back a chick.

kleemitude by The Kleemer August 14, 2010