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Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.
Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.
Related Words
mumzie MUMZIEE muzzie momzie Mumfie munzies Mamzies Mudzie Mumcierge Mummie
To insert your penis into an orifice for one stroke, ejaculate then not pull out for fear of abandonment.
The sex was blah he could only mumzert me then proceeded to fall asleep.
MUMZERT by Ranchgirls September 17, 2020

Cheese mummies

-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?
Cheese mummies by Smau November 24, 2017
A word nerdy kids often use instead of "mom"
Kid: Mumzi can I please eat something non vegan, non gluten free, and non organic for once?
Mom: No son, you know how you will end up tooting all over the place.

Kid: Okay Mumzi, I still love you I can not wait to turn 16.
mumzi by Kennedybrah January 29, 2014
he dont eat pork. he's a muzzie.
muzzie by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003
Muzzie - (MUH-zee)

A term used to reference a Muslim. Although not strictly a pejorative, usage in certain contexts may be considered offensive.
She dates Buddhists, but wants to marry a Muzzie.
Muzzie by AniYochanan April 11, 2008