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Googleheimer's 

The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.
I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.
Googleheimer's by DigNbubbles September 16, 2008

End-stage Googleheimer's 

The condition in which you totally forget that you can Google anything you want to know, and you actually e-mail/IM/call a friend to ask for the information you want.
Wow, not only am I completely out of it, I've also got end-stage Googleheimer's. I actually forwarded yesterday's Googleheimer's definition (a BIG thumbs up) to my friends and asked if btw anyone knew what the "420 community" is. Did I ever feel foolish when they replied. I could have saved myself a lot of embarrassment if I'd just remembered to Google '420'.

googlegeist 

spirit of insatiable greed for information via search engines...
rachel is lost in the googlegeist.
googlegeist by yosefa zaftig January 15, 2008

Gooseheimers 

When one of your co-workers is a complete retard.
That mofo has a serious case of Gooseheimers.
Gooseheimers by Gooseheimers February 23, 2008

googlenheimer 

A fetish for chodes.
Girl 1: I won't swallow unless it's square.
Girl 2: EW! GOOGLENHEIMER OR WHAT?
googlenheimer by bananaaz March 10, 2009

googlehammer 

Googlehammer is a sick prank site which shows a guy spinning his penis around, while the song "Right Round" is playing in the background.

You can not exit out the site, if you try it says "You've Been Dick Rolled"
For example: I was on www.meez.com talking 2 my friend, then he said go to Googlehammer.com, then i said ok. then i couldn't get out the link so i took out the battery out of my laptop for it to stop.
googlehammer by Spyker44 August 21, 2009