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1- The act of ejaculation, release of semen, male orgasm

2- Semen, sperm

3- That kid from high school that had a really high voice and wanted in your pants(regardless of gender, sexual orientation, or sexual attractiveness). However, a sploodge is unlikely to act on their impulses, for they have very few social skills, and are instead content to watch you quietly (albeit with heavy breathing).

4- To rub one's ribs softly to catch their attention

5- A sentient asexual organism resembling a flatworm from the planet Nur'Dzayven
1- "I just sploodged!"

2- "Hey Mitch, there's some sploodge on your face."

3- "Hey Sploodge, what's up?... No don't touch me... We're just talking here."

4- "Eew!!! Stop sploodging me!!!"

5- "Eew!"
"What is?"
"I don't know! Come Look!"
"Eew! Step on it! That's nasty!"
Sploodge by Dildo Flint June 2, 2008
getiing shot with sperm or shooting your sperm
sploodge by ajm April 4, 2003
I sploodged last night when I was talking to my parents

I was walking around naked and I sploodged all over the ground and wall
Sploodge by Mass jizzer October 26, 2017
(not to be confused with splodge)

1. Verb - The act of plopping a liquid onto another.

2. Onomatopoeia - The sound made when a dense liquid drops into a thinner one.
1. OMG... It sploodged!

2. Poop makes a loud sploodge when it hits the toilet water.
sploodge by Lord_of_all_humans August 30, 2006
i was having to really sploodge hard before i crapped myself
Sploodge by parky August 15, 2003

Sploodge Bath 

A phrase used in pornographic images for a female jumping into the males cum.
"hey bitch, suck my dick"

" Omg, im swimming in a Sploodge bath"

" yeeah! drink in my sploodge bath whoe"
Sploodge Bath by Mammajam October 11, 2009