Monster Muff

Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.

Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.

by olympicmuffdiver December 9, 2009

Monster Muff

shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick

Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!

by 2fast4u May 3, 2006

Muff Monster

Totally a dyke term.

Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.

I heard she was a total muff monster.

by Penni234 March 10, 2018

muff monsters

a more laid back term for female pubic lice

"holly's been to the doctors..."
"has she?"
"yea she thinks she's contracted muff monsters"

by x_Katy_x May 24, 2006

cock eyed muff monster

the bitch next door with the crazy eye

my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster

by boarder1290 December 23, 2006