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preductive 

What you are before you are productive. This phase usually includes procrastination activities such as watching TV on the internet or typing in 'facebook.com' into your address bar when you are already on Facebook.
Oh man, I have to be preductive for at least 4 hours before I write my paper. Maybe I'll watch all of 30 Rock again.
preductive by lilyyes April 7, 2011
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Pretocious 

where pretentious and precocious meet...often with very unfortunate results.
She's way too young to have such attitude, man, totally pretocious!
Pretocious by flyingdog April 9, 2009

pretubescent 

Describes immature, retarded and extremely unwitty comments on youtube that serve as an indication of the writers age.
This guy on Youtube keeps saying that my mother sucked his dick, it´s starting to upset me.

Don´t listen to him, he´s probably only about twelve , he´s a pretubescent.

Preticious

pretty, hot, gorgeous, all those words you want your boyfriend to tell you are! So heres a new one boys! PRETICOUS!
She is looking so preticious tonight.
Preticious by Preticious November 30, 2010
1.The retractable fold of skin covering the tip of the penis or clitoris. 2. A bald dickhead's rug.
1. As you have no teeth, I would like you to chew my prepuce.
Prepuce by Graham August 30, 2003
A satisfying, sometimes loud and echoey fart that takes the liberty of releasing itself as soon as one sits on the toilet bowl.
He walked into my bathroom, locked the door, and left everyone in my living room visibly shaken as the loudest preturd was heard throughout the house.
Preturd by iJacques August 12, 2012