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Cocoa Puffin 

Cocaine + Mary Jane = Cocoa Puffin

A mix of Cocaine and Cannabis, dangerous shit!
Person 1 - "Bro, I just smoked a gram of some Cocoa Puffin"
Person 2 - "Shit bro how you feel?"
Person 1 - "I'm trippin balls"
Cocoa Puffin by BigCockCaleb September 4, 2018

Cocoa Puffin 

noun - A person of color who is frequently blowing smoke up the rear ends of the general populous in an effort to garner their empathy or support;

verb - Sending up a verbal smoke-screen in an effort to obscure the actual intent behind one's actions
"Barack Obama's been Cocoa Puffin about this whole health care thing since day one."

Dude #1- "So I guess Sammy Sosa out-and-out denied utilizing performance enhancing steroids in his quest to beat Roger Maris's home run record. Can you believe it?"

Dude #2- "I don't buy it. He's such a Cocoa Puffin!"

Cocoa Puffing 

Slang term for pouring milk into a public toilet right before a shit where one doesn't flush, so that the next bathroom occupant can feast their eyes on a frothy bowl of America's favorite breakfast cereal.
God damnnnnn Clarence, you had a real streak there, Cocoa Puffing the shit out of your entire high school!
Cocoa Puffing by C.Puff December 6, 2022

coco puffing 

pouring milk into a toilet then dropping your coco puffs (shit) into it.
mark: “hey did you see some coco puffed the school bathroom
joe: “what no way, lemme see”

mark: “i can’t believe people are actually coco puffing”
coco puffing by ballsdeep2216 November 3, 2022
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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