Someone who has incredible mastery in the sciences of Lolology. Very few lolologists are left, and it is a dangerous field of study. Mostly due to lolitus, a highly contagious illness where people lol so hard they
poo their
pants repeatedly until they die. Lolology was discovered by Figmund Sreud and later expanded on by famous Lolologist
Gregory F. Oppenheimer. Oppenhiemer is credited for being german and discovering the "lol particle".
Stephanie: "so what does phil do?"
Rob: "oh... hes a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "OH
WOW A LOLOLOGIST???? I'M GOING TO GIVE HIM ORAL PLEASURE BECAUSE I'M SO IMPRESSED"
Rob: "sigh... i wish i was
cool enough to be a Lolologist."
Stephanie: "you're right rob, you're too
stupid for that"