A person who retains an unhealthy obsession with and who fetishises the country of New Zeland and their goverment while having no ties to them other than knowing about
rugby, Lord of The Rings, kiwi's and that it's near
Australia.
Many Zeeaboos regularly talk about how the country and the
government can do no wrong while knowing fuck all about the country, its people and the culture.
They similarly, fail to recognise that New Zeland and their population density and economy is significantly different from their own.
Exactly like a Weeaboo but it's New Zealand
Will: "Holy shit I can't believe (insert
government) did that, we're so incompetent over here. Wouldn't it be
great if we were New Zeland and done things exactly the same
way they have done things"
Tom: "Fuck off Will you Zeeaboo"