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Goose Eggs 

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments
“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”
Goose Eggs by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

Goose eggs 

Buds of the Cannabis plant (Marijuana). The word goose eggs is commonly used in Portland, OR.
"Hey bro, check out these goose eggs i just got."
"Wow, we're gonna get hella blazed tonight!"
Goose eggs by Franko Beard December 25, 2008

NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs 

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
Right before bursting in your partners butt after performing anal sex, quickly pull your dick out, and stick your balls in her butthole. this should paint the image of a mother goose giving birth to thus youngst
Dude,I was at Kyles house last night and i totally gave his mom a gnarly gooseEgg
gooseEgg by blumpkinator555 April 4, 2009
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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