pokeman 

The wrong way to say PoKeMoN. Commenly used by parents to embarras kids.

Mom- Are you still playing with that Pokeman shit
Me- NO GOD DAMMIT MOM ITS CALLED POKEMON!!! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE, IM VACUUMING MY ROMM DAMMIT!!!

pokeman by Tri Force Agent February 16, 2004

pokeman 

wrong way of spelling pokemon. usually use by parents.

Principal: You cannot play pokeman at school.
Kid: its pokemon u fuckin retarded bitch.

pokeman by i fuck dogs for money September 24, 2004

pokeman 

Usually used by adults, either to annoy their kids or to make the kids turn of their game boy. There is also digiman, which is another addition to the '-man' parent language.

Pokeman is where a boy with crossed eyes runs around with a yellow mouse. Sometimes he is in the company of a blue blob or something but for the most parts he's yelling- "I'm gonna catch all youz pokeman!"

pokeman by Shottie January 7, 2005

pokeman 

the way most adults or people who hate pokemon call pokemon
I like jamaicans because they never call pokemon "pokeman"

Person 1: Dude pokeman is gay.
person 2: number 0ne, it's called pokemon you Dipshit!
number Two, there is no gayness in pokemon (except when team rocket cross-dresses but thats a different story) so lay off you cock-sucking, mother-fucking son of a bitch!

pokeman by BlackWarGreymon October 1, 2006

Pokeman 

The teacher word for Pokemon. Mostly used with the word card(s).

"PUT THOSE POKEMAN CARDS AWAY!"

Pokeman by Colress's Waifu July 9, 2018

pokeman 

The way Bill Cosby pronounces the word "pokemon."

NOTE: From the television series "Family Guy"
Bill Cosby: Now my good man, what do you like to play?
Child: Pokemon
Bill Cosby: Pokeman? Pokeman with the pokey and the man and the thing with the guy comes out of the thing and he makes a fahaheagabfahahah.

pokeman by Strick August 22, 2006

Pokeman 

A misspelling of the word "Pokémon" that is common among older North American adults that did not grow up with video games, anime, and Japanese electronics.

Also a meme popularized by a picture of one cat holding a Game Boy Advance with a game slotted in, and telling another cat to "let me show you my pokemans".

<gnuwtey> Pokemon Diamond & Pearl, GETTO daze!
<nimda21> Hey, is that the new Pokeman game that came out?
<gnuwtey> It's "Pokemon", you know.
<nimda21> Hmm.
<gnuwtey> What's your ASL, anyway?
<nimda21> 47/m/Ohio. Why? What's yours?
<gnuwtey> *creeped out*

Pokeman by Mr. Briggs November 30, 2009