The almighty wrath of the extremely powerful big black man Negro Garca. His essence is enough to bring down the whole multiverse, Homo Garca however has something special...
Bob: Holy shit look! It's Negro Garca! Jarquavious: Yo that guy has Nigger's Wrath.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.