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Unexpectime 

When something happens that you were not expecting and so therefore time is somewhat nonexistent for you did not know when else it could have happened
Tim: "Woah, hey Paul I was not expecting you to call me
Paul: "Oh hey, I am 20 minutes from home"
Tim: "Ah, next time you should call me when you are 3 minutes from home because that would make it Unexpectime"
Unexpectime by Emron cumclot March 27, 2021
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unexpection 

I had a memorable unexpection yesterday after my friend accidentally grazed my crotch with her hand.
unexpection by Lamb Lamb October 14, 2009

unexpecting 

when something happens that wasn't meant to. something catches you off guard
He was everything i ever wanted in a guy in an unexpecting way.

Unexpecting Mothers 

A parking space that doesn’t exist.
Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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