shminutes

Like Shmoney, Shminutes is defined as underhand or time for secret activities. A combination of shhhh and minutes.

We only got 15 shminutes so get the job done!

shminutes by Shhhhminutes January 12, 2021

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Sminute

A Measurement of Time used When you don't give a fuck.
Derived From an asshole named Smith

Mother said "Come Take out The Trash."
Smith Says, "Give me a Sminute Bitch."

Sminute by JaredJ June 18, 2009

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Related Words

shminutes • scrinutes • shmincter • Sminute

scrinutes

Another word for "minutes." Since time is money, a.k.a. scrilla and money is time, "minutes" becomes "scrinutes."

I don't want to listen to another dumb story about your cat. You're wasting my valuable scrinutes!

scrinutes by Brandi N. Brandie December 29, 2008

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shmincter

another word for WEE WEE

i’ll kick you in the shmincter

shmincter by young skittlez February 3, 2020

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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