PTND

Acronym: Post-Traumatic Nut Disorder. When get so caught up in masturbating that you dont realize how disgusting the content is until after the nut.

"Yo, what happened to mike?"
"I heard he got some serious PTND after finding some really intense tentacle hentai."

PTND by FilthyShrooms March 2, 2020

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PTND

Post traumatic nut disorder. As you finally cum your mind returns you to the cold, dark battle field of vietnam. You relive your friends of many years getting shot in the face, All while your hard dick is hanging out.

My grandpa has PTND and is unable to have sex without crying.

PTND by Razzo93 December 14, 2020

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PTND

Post Traumatic Nut Disorder; When you're busting and have something bad happen.

Nothing worse than when your sister calls you mid nut to tell you your cousin passed, I have PTND from that.

PTND by Ashlynbutscared April 8, 2024

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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