Ding Dong Schlong 

Ding Dong Ditch but instead of running away you show whoever opens the door your Schlong (Male Genitalia)

Jonathan: "Hey, do you wanna Ding Dong Schlong with me tonight?"
William: "Yes, I'd love to Ding Dong Schlong with you tonight"

Ding Dong Schlong by xWhatDa November 11, 2022

Ding dong schlong 

Another word for a penis

Crap my ding dong schlong took 20 erotic damage

Ding dong schlong by Fadgy December 9, 2020

ding dong schlong badong badonkas 

the term to describe a waffle/man's penis, when said penis is exceptionally large, like mine

John: O wow. He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Oh yes. it is extremely big. I saw it last night

ding dong schlong badong badonkas by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

ding dong schlong badong badonkas 

the term to describe one's penis when it is exceptionally large in size

John: He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Yes. it is extremely huge

ding dong schlong badong badonkas by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

Long Schlong Ding Dong

A funny way to say someone has a large penis that dangles.

"Dude, That dude has a Long schlong ding dong"

Long Schlong Ding Dong by NithashiTheWordInventor November 8, 2017

Ding Dong Shlong 

When you slap someone with your dick in an attempt to wake them up

Mom: "hey jimmy i just can't wake up your little brother, why dont you go and try."
Jimmy: "ok ill just Ding Dong Shlong him until he wakes up"

Ding Dong Shlong by Ballsacksmcgee69420 January 10, 2016

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong

The act of masturbating an hour before pre-prom in hopes that it will prolong your sexual experience after prom.

hello mrs. smith, ill try not to have your daughter back to late, but i cant promise. my Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong might have you waiting an extra 3-4 minutes

Prom-a-shlonga-ding-dong by mike sphynx July 30, 2010